I Need to Show You the Absolute Nonsense Text All Over this Cottagecore Blouse

Thursday, April 22nd, 2021

Hey, all! I’m bringing this blog out of hibernation so that I can make a neat little post showcasing all of these pics of this super cute blouse I recently bought.

Laid out flat on the left, and worn by me on the right!

See, isn’t the aesthetic of this blouse just super cute? 🌿 Very cottagecore, and perfect for wearing when you want to feel like a Ghibli character.

The botanical illustrations are accompanied by little blocks of text, which are meant to contribute to the botanical theme.

However,

all of the text is absolutely bonkers.

First, a lot of the shorter text is obviously meant to look like scientific names for the plants depicted in the design.

The problem is, all of these names are completely gibberish. These are not scientific names. These are not anything. Here are a few more!:

Still not words.

Oh, but that’s not all that this magnificent blouse has to offer. There are also jumbled-up sentences copied from this recipe about making lavender lemonade!

And, finally, there are my favorite snippets of text on the whole garment. Here are some blurbs about… giving a Powerpoint presentation about marketing beauty products in Taiwan?

This is amazing. The “asdfhj” is my favorite part. I haven’t been able to find if this text is copied from somewhere online.

Lastly, there are a couple of miscellaneous blurbs.

The garbled text on the left appears to be a sort of inspirational quote meant to be shared online. My searches seem to want to attribute the quote to either Charlie Brown or Winnie the Pooh, but I don’t believe it comes from either of those sources. Just another case of one of those random quotes that circulates online with no real attribution.

As for the one on the right?? I don’t know?? What even is there to say about that one. It’s just random copy-pasted text, lol.

If anyone wants to buy this blouse for themselves (you can also get it in a set with a cute suspender skirt!), it’s available to purchase here. This is the same listing I bought mine through. Despite all the crazy text, it’s a super cute shirt!


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Witchy Winter Elegant Style

Sunday, January 17th, 2016

There’s something really woodsy and elegant about these clothes from Artka!  Can princesses be woodland witches at the same time?  I think if you dress like this then you will be on your way to achieving that!

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (1)

Art Skirt Dress

Wow, what beautiful art work on this skirt!!
And it looks super comfy to wear with spaghetti straps~

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (2)

Rusty Red Long-Sleeve Flowing Dress

This is so pretty!!  I love how much gathered fabric is around the skirt.
It looks like it buttons up the front!

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (3)

Plaid and Brown Corduroy Blouse

I don’t know if this counts as a peasant-style blouse or not,
but I loove peasant-style blouses!
I’m also really distracted by all the pretty decorations braided into the model’s hair.
I wanna do that to my hair lol.

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (4)

Black Belted Skirt with Lantern Sleeves

Look at all of those cool geometric details in the skirt!!
This is super dark and dramatic~

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (5)

Red Embroidered Bell-Shaped Coat

Oh so pretty!!
It looks so cozy and warm!!

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!!

Friday, January 1st, 2016

Welcome to the new year!!  How about beginning the year with a dramatic wardrobe?  These deeply-colored, Earthy dresses will keep you warm in the remaining Winter while keeping you looking elegant and ethereal.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (1)

Romantic Green Rustic Small Flower Print Dress

This is like something from a novel about rustic ladies on the prairie~
The print on the dress is small white flowers.
Now, if you wore something like this,
it would be mandatory to go out running through a field at some point.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (2)

Vintage Lady Lace Jacquard Dress

I think that this dress is in two pieces as a top and skirt,
but you get both of them together!
It also comes in a deep oceanic blue~

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (3)

Elegant Forest Green Wool Coat

Ahh, now this is beautiful and Wintery!!
There is something super romantic and vintage about the shape of this coat.
And just because you have to cover up with a coat
doesn’t mean you have to look all bulky and bundled up.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (4)

Pink Wool & Lace Long-Sleeved Dress

This design is pretty simple, but it’s so pretty!!
Classical stuff is super elegant, too.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (5)

Heather Grey Ruffle Woollen Dress

Wow!!!  So pretty!!
The asymmetrical ruffled accents on this dress are cute charm points.
I looove heather grey, like, a ridiculous amount.
It’s such an easily workable neutral color!!

Cute & Pretty Casual Winter Princess Nightgowns, Sailor Moon Skirts, and more!

Thursday, December 3rd, 2015

Today’s selection is a very eclectic roundup, just because a bunch of my fave stores updated with a lot of items all at the same time!!  So here are some very pretty nightgowns perfect for princesses to wear on cold nights, some cutesy undies, and pretty Sailor Moon skirts!!

Cute & Pretty Casual Winter Princess Nightgowns, Sailor Moon Skirts, and more! (1)

All About Cats Winter Mori Girl Poncho Cape

I’d bet there’s quite an overlap between mori girls and cat lovers. ‘ – ‘
Just a hunch.
Anyway, just look at how cuuuuuute the funny little kitty illustrations are!!
And I am so completely in love with warm ponchos… you can wear them
OVER a coat if you want to be super extra warm!

Cute & Pretty Casual Winter Princess Nightgowns, Sailor Moon Skirts, and more! (2)

Kawaii Strawberry Bloomers Undies Set

This is a really cute and indulging thing to lounge around in!!
There is a really cute anime girl illustration shown modelling these pieces
on the page, too. nn

Cute & Pretty Casual Winter Princess Nightgowns, Sailor Moon Skirts, and more! (3)

Stylish Gal Sailor Moon Border Print Skirt

So many Sailor Moon items are so stylish nowadays!!
I would be so torn trying to pick just one of the color variations out. oAo
I want the peach one!!  No wait, the light blue! No, navy blue!
Aahh!!

Cute & Pretty Casual Winter Princess Nightgowns, Sailor Moon Skirts, and more! (4)

Casual Princess Floral Ruffle Nightgown Set

A HUGE selection of these were added to this shop,
it was so hard picking just one floral one to show!!
Clickthrough and browse the rest – all of them are so elegant
and cozy!!  They make bedtime feel like a princess-y indulgence~

Cute & Pretty Casual Winter Princess Nightgowns, Sailor Moon Skirts, and more! (5)

Warm Fluffy Lolita Princess Pink Nightgown Set

Okay, I picked one of the floral cotton nightgowns for the above one,
but I also had to show that a bunch were also added in this very warm
and cozy-looking thick fuzzy fabric variety!!
There are other pastel colors available, but naturally I had to go for the pink one.
Sooooo snuggly-looking!!

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with New Fave Aliexpress Store, Artka!

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

Omg, new seller discovered!!!  I have already added them to my Fave Aliexpress Stores directory because I immediately fell in love with them.  Their store name is Artka, and the best way I can think to describe their style is that it is clothing that an artsy Earthy forest witch would wear.  It is enchanting and bewitching!!

I suppose it is a little bit Mori Girl, or at least could be incorporated into a romantic Mori coordinate~

And best of all, it’s super warm and cozy-looking for cold weather. c:

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (1)

Autumn-Color Puff Sleeve Lace & Fringe Ruffle Layers Coat Dress

This right here pretty much defines “enchanting Earth lady” to me. ‘ – ‘
The looong length of the coat dress is thanks to the tiers of ruffles at the bottom~
But the lace and fringe around the upper part of the coat are
an awesome detail as well!!

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (2)

Embroidery Cinched Waist 3/4-Sleeve Swishing Dress

This looks angelic in its alternate white color!!
Wearing a swishy dress like this, I would want to twirl around everywhere.
I do not have very strong self-control.

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (3)

Vintage-Look Ruffle Lace Edge Sweater with Detachable Collar

The slouchy cuff around the neck is removable!!
It makes me imagine other coordinates it could be worn with,
like layering it over your coat to look like a scarf.
And gooosssshhh the ruffles and lace
at the bottom edges of the sweater itself are pretty.

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (4)

Breezy Peasant Knee-length Dress with Wide Ruffle Hem

This is a simple piece that just oozes natural elegance.
Again, I’m feeling dangerously twirly………

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (5)

Elegant & Classy Autumn Woven Sweater

The turned-over collar at the top of this makes for suuuch an elegant shape!!
It’s easier to see in other pics, but the lacy little pocket on one side
is really cute. c: