I Need to Show You the Absolute Nonsense Text All Over this Cottagecore Blouse

Thursday, April 22nd, 2021

Hey, all! I’m bringing this blog out of hibernation so that I can make a neat little post showcasing all of these pics of this super cute blouse I recently bought.

Laid out flat on the left, and worn by me on the right!

See, isn’t the aesthetic of this blouse just super cute? 🌿 Very cottagecore, and perfect for wearing when you want to feel like a Ghibli character.

The botanical illustrations are accompanied by little blocks of text, which are meant to contribute to the botanical theme.

However,

all of the text is absolutely bonkers.

First, a lot of the shorter text is obviously meant to look like scientific names for the plants depicted in the design.

The problem is, all of these names are completely gibberish. These are not scientific names. These are not anything. Here are a few more!:

Still not words.

Oh, but that’s not all that this magnificent blouse has to offer. There are also jumbled-up sentences copied from this recipe about making lavender lemonade!

And, finally, there are my favorite snippets of text on the whole garment. Here are some blurbs about… giving a Powerpoint presentation about marketing beauty products in Taiwan?

This is amazing. The “asdfhj” is my favorite part. I haven’t been able to find if this text is copied from somewhere online.

Lastly, there are a couple of miscellaneous blurbs.

The garbled text on the left appears to be a sort of inspirational quote meant to be shared online. My searches seem to want to attribute the quote to either Charlie Brown or Winnie the Pooh, but I don’t believe it comes from either of those sources. Just another case of one of those random quotes that circulates online with no real attribution.

As for the one on the right?? I don’t know?? What even is there to say about that one. It’s just random copy-pasted text, lol.

If anyone wants to buy this blouse for themselves (you can also get it in a set with a cute suspender skirt!), it’s available to purchase here. This is the same listing I bought mine through. Despite all the crazy text, it’s a super cute shirt!


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Witchy Winter Elegant Style

Sunday, January 17th, 2016

There’s something really woodsy and elegant about these clothes from Artka!  Can princesses be woodland witches at the same time?  I think if you dress like this then you will be on your way to achieving that!

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (1)

Art Skirt Dress

Wow, what beautiful art work on this skirt!!
And it looks super comfy to wear with spaghetti straps~

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (2)

Rusty Red Long-Sleeve Flowing Dress

This is so pretty!!  I love how much gathered fabric is around the skirt.
It looks like it buttons up the front!

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (3)

Plaid and Brown Corduroy Blouse

I don’t know if this counts as a peasant-style blouse or not,
but I loove peasant-style blouses!
I’m also really distracted by all the pretty decorations braided into the model’s hair.
I wanna do that to my hair lol.

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (4)

Black Belted Skirt with Lantern Sleeves

Look at all of those cool geometric details in the skirt!!
This is super dark and dramatic~

Witchy Winter Elegant Style (5)

Red Embroidered Bell-Shaped Coat

Oh so pretty!!
It looks so cozy and warm!!

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!!

Friday, January 1st, 2016

Welcome to the new year!!  How about beginning the year with a dramatic wardrobe?  These deeply-colored, Earthy dresses will keep you warm in the remaining Winter while keeping you looking elegant and ethereal.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (1)

Romantic Green Rustic Small Flower Print Dress

This is like something from a novel about rustic ladies on the prairie~
The print on the dress is small white flowers.
Now, if you wore something like this,
it would be mandatory to go out running through a field at some point.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (2)

Vintage Lady Lace Jacquard Dress

I think that this dress is in two pieces as a top and skirt,
but you get both of them together!
It also comes in a deep oceanic blue~

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (3)

Elegant Forest Green Wool Coat

Ahh, now this is beautiful and Wintery!!
There is something super romantic and vintage about the shape of this coat.
And just because you have to cover up with a coat
doesn’t mean you have to look all bulky and bundled up.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (4)

Pink Wool & Lace Long-Sleeved Dress

This design is pretty simple, but it’s so pretty!!
Classical stuff is super elegant, too.

Earthy & Romantic Winter Dresses for the New Year!! (5)

Heather Grey Ruffle Woollen Dress

Wow!!!  So pretty!!
The asymmetrical ruffled accents on this dress are cute charm points.
I looove heather grey, like, a ridiculous amount.
It’s such an easily workable neutral color!!

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with New Fave Aliexpress Store, Artka!

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

Omg, new seller discovered!!!  I have already added them to my Fave Aliexpress Stores directory because I immediately fell in love with them.  Their store name is Artka, and the best way I can think to describe their style is that it is clothing that an artsy Earthy forest witch would wear.  It is enchanting and bewitching!!

I suppose it is a little bit Mori Girl, or at least could be incorporated into a romantic Mori coordinate~

And best of all, it’s super warm and cozy-looking for cold weather. c:

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (1)

Autumn-Color Puff Sleeve Lace & Fringe Ruffle Layers Coat Dress

This right here pretty much defines “enchanting Earth lady” to me. ‘ – ‘
The looong length of the coat dress is thanks to the tiers of ruffles at the bottom~
But the lace and fringe around the upper part of the coat are
an awesome detail as well!!

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (2)

Embroidery Cinched Waist 3/4-Sleeve Swishing Dress

This looks angelic in its alternate white color!!
Wearing a swishy dress like this, I would want to twirl around everywhere.
I do not have very strong self-control.

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (3)

Vintage-Look Ruffle Lace Edge Sweater with Detachable Collar

The slouchy cuff around the neck is removable!!
It makes me imagine other coordinates it could be worn with,
like layering it over your coat to look like a scarf.
And gooosssshhh the ruffles and lace
at the bottom edges of the sweater itself are pretty.

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (4)

Breezy Peasant Knee-length Dress with Wide Ruffle Hem

This is a simple piece that just oozes natural elegance.
Again, I’m feeling dangerously twirly………

Become an Earthy Autumn Witch with Artka Fashion (5)

Elegant & Classy Autumn Woven Sweater

The turned-over collar at the top of this makes for suuuch an elegant shape!!
It’s easier to see in other pics, but the lacy little pocket on one side
is really cute. c:

Soft, Sweet, and Beautiful Mori Girl Dresses on Ebay

Sunday, October 11th, 2015

As it gets cooler and cooler, clothing with lots of layers looks more and more appealing!!  I adore the miles and miles of ruffles and lace that run the edges of seemingly every mori girl item. n_n  What a perfect fashion for Autumn!!

Soft Sweet Beautiful Mori Girl Dresses on Ebay (1)

Long Sleeve Knit Floral Ruffle Layer Dress in Blue or Teal

The teal color that this comes in is so beautiful as well!!
I love the flowery tiers of ruffles, and the knit top looks so cozy!

Soft Sweet Beautiful Mori Girl Dresses on Ebay (2)

Soft Mint Green Lace Layers Mori Girl Skirt

This mint color is sooo sweet!
Although I made this roundup for Autumn clothes,
this one also kind of gives me a Summer vibe…

Soft Sweet Beautiful Mori Girl Dresses on Ebay (3)

Mint Green Tulle Sleeve Shawl Long A-Line Mori Girl Dress

Again with the minty green!!!
The geometric pattern of different floral fabrics
in that wide band are a striking visual effect!!

Soft Sweet Beautiful Mori Girl Dresses on Ebay (4)

Warm & Cozy Lacy Layered Autumn Mori Girl Coat

This looks reeeeaally thick and warm!!
That’s an outfit for walking through crunchy leaves in~

Soft Sweet Beautiful Mori Girl Dresses on Ebay (5)

Lace Layered Chiffon Camisole One-Piece Mint Green Mori Girl Dress

MORE MINT GREEN!!!
Maybe I was a little partial while I picked these dresses out.
I love the length of this dress, and that it is elegant and natural-looking
without many asymmetrical pieces here and there, like many others are.